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4/16
考完試整個就是清閒，上完一堂課就可以回家了
想打保齡球但是下午才開，殘念!!
回家先去車行報到，換換年事已高的火星塞
拆下來是白頭，斯斯有三種，原因也有三種
1. 油氣混合比過低。
Fi 調混合比要用電腦，沒有螺絲可以轉 囧
2. 火星塞熱型不對。
換個冷一點的火星塞就對了。壓縮比高的車子用冷的，壓縮比低的用熱一點的
3. 點火正時太早。
這個我哪會調 Orz
一開始先調低怠速，不過出去騎一圈，停紅燈熄火一次嚇死我
還是乖乖調回來，最後討論的結果是...
...
,..
...
...
管它的，下次換機油的時候看看再說
試車騎經過士林夜市，大陸來的觀光客過馬路
看到公車開過來停紅燈，還以為公車要撞他們
站在路中間大叫，大家停紅燈的都在笑 XDD
4/26 吃漢‧淡水石板烤肉盃
http://www.mobile01.com/topicdetail.php?f=414&t=1007258&last=11468622
090517(日)陌生人知性之旅盃
http://www.mobile01.com/topicdetail.php?f=414&t=1017629&last=11467804
屁股癢的就一起來吧!!!
美國的911服務也太好了點，
那媽媽罵猴死因仔也太好笑了 XDD
A boy calls 911 to get help with his math homework.
Conversation
Operator: 911 emergencies.
Boy: Yeah I need some help.
Operator: What’s the matter?
Boy: With my math.
Operator: With your mouth?
Boy: No with my math. I have to do it.
算數學也是很十萬火急的!!
Operator: 911 emergencies.
Boy: Yeah I need some help.
Operator: What’s the matter?
Boy: With my math.
Operator: With your mouth?
Boy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
Operator: Sure. Where do you live?
Boy: No with my math.
Operator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
Boy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
Operator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
Boy: Okay.
Operator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
Boy: I have take aways.
Operator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
Boy: Yeah.
Operator: Alright, what’s the problem?
Boy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
Operator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
Boy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
Operator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?
聽到這句我笑了 XDD
Boy: I don’t know, 1.
Operator: No. How old are you?
Boy: I’m only 4.
Operator: 4!
Boy: Yeah.
Operator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one.
16除以8倒是挺難的!!
Boy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
Operator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
Boy: 5.
Woman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
喔喔，老母來罵猴死因仔 XDD
Boy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
Operator: It’s the mother…
Operator:老母來了 (竊笑)
Boy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
Woman: I didn’t mean the police.
考完試整個就是清閒，上完一堂課就可以回家了
想打保齡球但是下午才開，殘念!!
回家先去車行報到，換換年事已高的火星塞
拆下來是白頭，斯斯有三種，原因也有三種
1. 油氣混合比過低。
Fi 調混合比要用電腦，沒有螺絲可以轉 囧
2. 火星塞熱型不對。
換個冷一點的火星塞就對了。壓縮比高的車子用冷的，壓縮比低的用熱一點的
3. 點火正時太早。
這個我哪會調 Orz
一開始先調低怠速，不過出去騎一圈，停紅燈熄火一次嚇死我
還是乖乖調回來，最後討論的結果是...
...
,..
...
...
管它的，下次換機油的時候看看再說
試車騎經過士林夜市，大陸來的觀光客過馬路
看到公車開過來停紅燈，還以為公車要撞他們
站在路中間大叫，大家停紅燈的都在笑 XDD
4/26 吃漢‧淡水石板烤肉盃
http://www.mobile01.com/topicdetail.php?f=414&t=1007258&last=11468622
090517(日)陌生人知性之旅盃
http://www.mobile01.com/topicdetail.php?f=414&t=1017629&last=11467804
屁股癢的就一起來吧!!!
美國的911服務也太好了點，
那媽媽罵猴死因仔也太好笑了 XDD
A boy calls 911 to get help with his math homework.
Conversation
Operator: 911 emergencies.
Boy: Yeah I need some help.
Operator: What’s the matter?
Boy: With my math.
Operator: With your mouth?
Boy: No with my math. I have to do it.
算數學也是很十萬火急的!!
Operator: 911 emergencies.
Boy: Yeah I need some help.
Operator: What’s the matter?
Boy: With my math.
Operator: With your mouth?
Boy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
Operator: Sure. Where do you live?
Boy: No with my math.
Operator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
Boy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
Operator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
Boy: Okay.
Operator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
Boy: I have take aways.
Operator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
Boy: Yeah.
Operator: Alright, what’s the problem?
Boy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
Operator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
Boy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
Operator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?
聽到這句我笑了 XDD
Boy: I don’t know, 1.
Operator: No. How old are you?
Boy: I’m only 4.
Operator: 4!
Boy: Yeah.
Operator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one.
16除以8倒是挺難的!!
Boy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
Operator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
Boy: 5.
Woman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
喔喔，老母來罵猴死因仔 XDD
Boy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
Operator: It’s the mother…
Operator:老母來了 (竊笑)
Boy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
Woman: I didn’t mean the police.
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